...OK BUT, WHAT EVEN IS THE “TEMP CRYPTID AGENCY”?
A:
a pop-up space brought to you by Haus of Haututuu and Cunty Cryptids Club. Two takataapui run
toi initiatives based here in Te Whanganui-ā-Tara.
fig. 1: the front door. yes, it’s real. no, you can’t come in wearing a human skin.
IT'S A LIVING SPACE FOR TANGATA TO MAKE, PLAY AND REALISE. PART STUDIO, PART INSTALLATION AND
FULL PORTAL, THIS THING GROWS EXTRA LIMBS EVERY TIME OUR PEOPLE ENTER IT. WORKSHOPS, PERFORMANCE, DIMENSION
HOPPING...
Mission statement:
Our soul purpose is to create and hold decolonized art spaces where creatures from our queer and
BIPOC community can feel free to express their true selves in their indigenous bodies.
house rules (from the club)
wearing of skins is discouraged leave attitude in the foo fighter xenophobia *not* tolerated
Never hand the keys to your intergalactic whip to a “valet” in the foo fighter carpark.
The October workshops are FREE. If anyone charges you to attend, that's a human.
Never give your true form to anyone wearing a lanyard.
If a “recruiter” says the role requires you to keep your human guise on, it is not us.
Deal localy. Meet in person, at the portal.
posting rules (the fax works now)
Anyone can post an ad or a missed connection. It goes live straight away. No queue, no humans checking it first.
Everything u post is public. No phone numbers, no home addresses, no human names u didn’t get a yes for.
No photos of creatures who didn’t say yes to being in a photo. We shrink every picture and scrub its hidden camera and location data, but we can’t un-take it.
Need something taken down (urs or someone else’s)? DM @cryptids_club with the PostingID from the bottom of the posting (on the temp roster, the “placement #” on the card counts). A creature will look at it.
Hand-written postings are from the agency. Anything tagged “community post” in the listings (or “posted by a creature, not the agency” on the posting itself) is from a creature.
contact
Reply to: see below.
Reply to: the club, on instagram (we check it more then the fax):
2003–2026 temp cryptid agency · a pop-up by Haus of Haututuu & Cunty Cryptids Club · Te Aro, Te Whanganui-ā-Tara
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