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» workshop kaimahi
0 listings. the last one got filled. see placement history.
» storytelling
Sep 21 - STORYTELLERS, ILLUSTRATORS, DnD ENTHUSIASTS & NERDY WEIRDOS — World Building Workshop, Sat 03 Oct (te aro) pic
» shapeshifting
0 listings. (they were here a second ago. they looked different.)
» costume / kaakahu
Sep 21 - PROFESSIONAL TUTU'S & SUSTAINABLE FASHION BADDIES — steeze up ur skinsuits, Sun 04 Oct (te aro) pic
» night shifts
Sep 17 - DOOR / FRONT OF HOUSE — night shifts, house rules enforcement (casual) (te aro)
» haunting
Sep 16 - HAUNTING (part-time) — experience [[LIVING AMOUNGST PEOPLE]] essential (this ao)
» dimension hopping
Sep 15 - DIMENSION HOPPING — deep space voyagers, you can come home now (deep space)
» terraforming
Sep 18 - TERRAFORMING CREW — kave biome, moss & trumpet shroom experience an asset (kyber kaves)
» portal repair
0 listings. the portal is fine. please stop poking it.
» open mic / talent
Sep 22 - OPEN MIC PERFORMERS (6–10pm) + HIGH TEA ATTENDANTS (4–6pm) — Sat 10 Oct (te aro)
» high tea
0 listings. high tea attendants are hiring under open mic / talent. same night, same kettle.
» kaitiaki services
0 listings. the kaitiaki are busy. try again after the full moon.
» nerdy weirdos
0 listings. all nerdy weirdos report to storytelling.
» fashion baddies
0 listings. baddies, ur gig is under costume / kaakahu.
» temp / part-time
0 listings. (every gig here is temp. that is the whole agency.)
» etc
0 listings. etc.
» events
0 listings. the October events are all hiring, see cryptid gigs.
» workshops
0 listings. both free workshops are filed under storytelling and costume / kaakahu.
» crafternoons
0 listings. someone left a glue gun on. it is fine.
» artists
0 listings. artists for hire live under resumes.
» lost + found
Sep 24 - FOUND: one (1) galactic nokia, fossilised (in the road) pic new!
Sep 24 - LOST: one (1) human guise, last seen being yanked (te aro) new!
also lost: one (1) VHS tape, label says DO NOT COPY. last seen somewhere round the office. please do not watch it. please do not ask who filmed it.
» rants & raves
Sep 24 - RAVE: the weirdo's have officially entered the chat (deep space) new!
Sep 25 - CNN: cryptid news network, episode 1 (outdoors) vid new!
» placement history
Sep 14 - Regional Creature Dept: WORKSHOP KAIMAHI (te whanganui-ā-tara)
» general
0 listings. generally.
» pocket dimensions
— - POCKET DIMENSION — ambient, low-stimulation, portal entry (the cryb)
» kaves
0 listings. the kaves are being terraformed, see terraforming crew.
» portals / sublets
0 listings. the portal is fine. please stop poking it.
» moss beds
0 listings. the moss is resting. see terraforming crew.
» mushroom trees
0 vacancies. every mushroom tree in the kaves is already somebody’s supervisor.
» roommates
0 listings. nobody wants to share a lair with someone who sheds. (everyone sheds.)
» free stuff
Sep 20 - CURB ALERT: FREE ‘Normie’ drobe — take a garment, alter it, never wear it straight (onsite)
» free games (staff rec room)
Sep 28 - NOW OPEN: the arcade. every game on one page, big buttons, works on ur phone (the rec room)
Sep 24 - FREE: Te Moutere Huna, a dreamed island no map will admit to. waka unua not included (the rec room)
Sep 24 - FREE: Lil Bitz, a tiny beach of giving. trade ur trinkets, make stranger friends (the rec room)
Sep 24 - FREE: LightEater, one (1) slime mold that eats the light. camera optional (the rec room)
Sep 24 - FREE: Te Reo Manu, learn the language of the birds. required for the forest dept (the rec room)
» trinkets
0 listings. the trinket maker on Lil Bitz is taking trades tho.
» freak faces
0 listings in stock. ask at the onsite community wardrobe.
» intergalactic whips
0 listings. all intergalactic whips are currently parked in the foo fighter carpark.
» cryptid peke
0 listings. see the contents-of-peke page of your World Building booklet.
» barter
0 listings. will trade this empty category for one (1) dumpling.
» alterations
0 listings. bring ur own skinsuit to the clothing alteration workshop and do it urself.
» print making
0 listings. the lino is still drying.
» patch making
0 listings. patches happen at the clothing alteration workshop.
» brain dumps
0 listings. dump ur brain at the world building workshop.
» portal door re-vamp
0 listings. the portal is fine. please stop poking it.
» hauntings
0 listings. to be haunted, see haunting (the gig).
» missed connections (@ Fine Dining For Freaks)
Sep 23 - tentacled 4 feathered - t4f - u let me have the last dumpling (the long table, by the boil up) pic
Sep 22 - moth 4 candle - m4c - i know. i KNOW. (the tall candles, left end)
Sep 21 - window seat 4 the soup carrier - 2 4 1 - u said “nice freak faces” and left (the window seat) pic
Sep 20 - whreak 4 whreak - wh4wh - the group photo (me: back row. u: front, doing a claw) (the group photo) pic
Sep 19 - bioluminescent 4 dim - b4d - u: glowing. me: walked into the flower arrangement (the tablescape)
Sep 18 - six-armed 4 two-armed - 6a4ta - u washed, i dried (the kitchen, end of the night)
Sep 16 - shapeshifter 4 the one who always knew it was me - s4? (the long table, every course)
Sep 14 - slime 4 slime - t4t - we both said “well” (the doorway, leaving)
» crafter seeking crafter
Sep 19 - crafternoon, lino table — u: attaching claws to a cardigan. me: the one with the acorn (c4c) (te aro)
» strictly platonic
0 listings. (everything in this section is strictly platonic. that is the whole section.)
» rants & raves
0 listings. the rave is under community. it is very loud.
» cryptids for hire
Sep 23 - KANIKANI KINGI — available for mascot work (currently: Public Programme, October 2026) (te aro) pic new!
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