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CNN: cryptid news network, episode 1 (outdoors)

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Date: 2026-09-25, 10:45AM NZST
BREAKING: the earth convulses under the weight of certain humans. our field correspondent reacts.

The Cryptid News Network has obtained footage of a human saying words out loud, near a microphone, on purpose. We are legally obligated to describe this as "news". The panel's response begins at 0:07.

The Cryptid News Network would like to thank our sponsors. We do not have sponsors.

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